Friday, June 02, 2006

you're not gonna believe this!

i found this posted on my AC4C yahoo board. yarn theft. big time. go read it, it will blow your mind!

you might be a redneck if your motor home used to be a school bus.
. . . you don't know a single joke clean enough to tell the preacher.
. . . you've moved home to be closer to a pay phone.
. . . your kids' school bags have Dale Earnhardt (jr.) stickers on them.
. . . you can light a cigarette while handcuffed.
. . . you've ever spray-painted yoru dead shrubbery green.
. . . you took your homework with you on your honeymoon.
. . . your company went out of business because your ladder broke.

2 comments:

Chicken Lips said...

You might be a redneck if........

1.Your wedding ring came from a 25 cent gumball machine.

2.Your idea of fine dining is going inside to eat at McDonald's.

3.Your toilet paper is last year's Sears catalog.

4.Your home is filled with furniture you found at a dump.

5.Your fine china glassware is plastic saved from a trip to a convience store.

6.You think bathing/showering should only a monthly event.

7.You watched Pro Wrestling on your wedding night.

8.Your wedding was held at a Jiffy Lube.

mamaloo said...

Wow! And I thought the eBay guy reselling ebooks of stolen patterns was ballsy! (see www.girlfromauntie.com for more info. The last few journal entires are all about it)