i found this posted on my AC4C yahoo board. yarn theft. big time. go read it, it will blow your mind!
you might be a redneck if your motor home used to be a school bus.
. . . you don't know a single joke clean enough to tell the preacher.
. . . you've moved home to be closer to a pay phone.
. . . your kids' school bags have Dale Earnhardt (jr.) stickers on them.
. . . you can light a cigarette while handcuffed.
. . . you've ever spray-painted yoru dead shrubbery green.
. . . you took your homework with you on your honeymoon.
. . . your company went out of business because your ladder broke.