Saturday, November 26, 2005

a little turkey

now, this is an absolute riot! just make sure you leave your white suit at the door, k?

i'll be back later (maybe, lol)

you might be a redneck if you've ever carved a turkey with hedge clippers
. . .your 14 year old smokes in front of HER kids (note that plural?)
. . . you've ever been injured playing ping pong (a full contact sport?)

Pattern of the Day:
11-23: Lace Candle Sleeve. this is kinda cute, but the only type of candle you should put this on is the ones in a glass jar. the only time i see candles like this is in no frills in the mexican food section, with pictures of Mother Mary etc, on them. hmmm

11-24: Holiday Shawl. um, this damn near comes close to being a non pattern. nuf said

11-25-27: Deco-Ribbon Cell Phone Bags. these are cute, but i'd never use them. however, the annoying part is this pattern covers 3 days because the second page falls on a weekend. i think i may write a letter to the editor about that. how annoying.

What I'm reading
Heir by Johanna Lindsay (book tape in the house, i know i'm really dragging on this one)
The Vampire Lestat by Anne Rice (book tape in the car)
The Wolves of the Calla by Stephen King
Otherworld: The Sea of Silver LIght by Tad Williams
Night Embrace by Sherrilyn Kenyon (another Dark Hunter book, these things ROCK!)

Don't shop til you drop!

1 comment:

fillyjonk said...

hahahaha. Loved the turkey song, the original version of it (Gloria Gaynor) is one of my favorite tunes.

(There's nothing quite like, when you've been forsaken by your Gentleman Caller, to put it on REALLY LOUD and sing along. Makes you feel a whole lot better).